in addition to running around the DARE bus screaming

We thought of this too late for this year (yesterday) but next year we office ladies at my office plan to be better prepared for Bring Your Child To Work Day.

We need to find some realistic looking guns. When the youngsters come in, it would be fun for them (and impress them, probably encouraging them to choose careers in law enforcement) if we all whirled around grabbing our guns from drawers and purses and pointed at them. Like Charlie's Angels only there are more of us and we are older and weigh more and don't dress as well.

Then we could say "Oh; it is YOU" and put the guns away and give them candy!*
We need to all whirl around at once. We can practice.

*If we forget to buy candy we can just hand out the small sugar packets from the coffee room like we did this year.