I love the # 12

Frustrated bus driver to passenger: I have to ask you if that dog is a service animal! If you say yes, legally I have to allow you to have it on the bus with you! If you say no, you need to get off the bus with it, since it is not in a carrier!

Restive passengers muttering: oh my god. oh my god will this discussion never end. say what she wants you to say!

fbdtp: If you bring a pony on the bus next week, the same rules apply! Miniature ponies have just been added to the list of service animals! Cats are also on the list. I have to ask you that question. I have to abide by the response you give me!

passenger being yelled at: I don't have a pony.

other muttering passengers #1, 14, 47, 3, 11. and 15: oh my GOD.
#13: Will this bus driver never shut up?
standing up front, weirdly cheerful: I'm going to bring my rabbit.
man across aisle: I'm going to bring my monkey....he's a SERVICE monkey.
nice lady: MONKEY! You got a monkey?
maa: yes I do.
nl: I surely would like to see it.
maa: He brushes his teeth and everything.
nl: He doesn't. You should put your monkey on facebook.
maa: He's already on twitter.