today

5:15 AM: The person waiting at the bus stop in the dark morning could hear mean growling and nervously kept turning around and flinching, but only saw dark and rain. She knew she looked exactly like a foolish person in a horror movie. When the bus came she jumped happily on board and was not greeted by zombies or even a raccoon with a huge knife.

8 PM: 2 big fat opossums as big as cats were walking up on the back fence. With opossum kryptonite they repelled small rocks hurled at them, so the human who owned (sort of) the yard and some chickens had to run back inside and fetch some biodegradable cleaning products to squirt them with. Those worked, even though she didn't say "I honor you, brother possum" or anything like that.