short pet quiz

The small cat smells like vanilla. The big cat smells like salami. But I love them both the same.
a) true
b) false
c) next time get the big cat a flea collar the same place where you got the little cat a flea collar.

I will get a new carpet :
a) soon, because the big cat keeps throwing up on it
b) after I no longer have a cat which throws up a lot
c) not for a long time because I like the color "oatmeal plus cat throw up"

When one of the small black and white chickens refuses to get off the eggs, even when there aren't any eggs, and if I tip her out of the dishpan (nest) onto the ground then she sits there acting like there are eggs under her until I shove her a bunch of times with my foot, this is :
a) ludicrous and pathetic
b) cute
c) as cute as when I am trying to get undressed and a cat wants to fight with my clothes
d) would be cute if you didn't know she also is willing to eat eggs and chicken
e) admirable persistence for a tiny brained animal because she has been doing it for weeks without dwindling away to a chicken mcnugget or a chicken skeleton.