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Entertaining sentences from otherwise positive online car reviews :
"So loud inside the car that I can't hear myself talk on the cell phone."
"Everybody keeps telling me it will tip over but it hasn't so far."

A coworker said last week that he will sell me a late 80s vehicle (yay! rectangular!) with low mileage (yay again!) that his mother in law has been prodding him to get out of her garage for her. It has been sitting in there for a while so he needs to change the fluids. Sort of a reverse embalming. He said it isn't good to run old gas through an engine. Well, OK. Isn't gas made out of dinosaurs more or less? But I'm still waiting for my tax refund so that's OK. And I don't want to get any mice stuck in the ... distributor cap or something.

On Monday he said he still will do that, but he didn't get to it this weekend because somebody from his family fainted and fell down on the sidewalk instead. Eeek!