New prize offered in homemade gift contest

Due to a tragic incident, and impending lawsuit, the valuable grasshopper prize for the 5BNM Homemade Xmas Gift contest is now withdrawn and a slightly more mysterious valuable prize, partially shown below, will be awarded in its stead. Email your entries anytime in 2007 to qualify. Funny or horrifying entries will be posted on this blog. Please include in your email whether it is ok to make fun of your entry and any information you would like included.
FAQs:
Q: If I key on this picture will it get big enough that I can see what year of weird yellowed newspaper it is stuffed with ?
A: Not quite. which adds to its tantalizingness.

Q: Is it supposed to be Ren or Stimpy?
A: Hmm.

Q: Where is the original post about the contest?
A: Over on somebody else's blog in the comments section.

Q: What if the prize is germy?
A: We don't believe in that.